Step #1: Letting a little slobber go is ok, just not too much or the ladies think you are kinda gross!! Now just slightly turn the corners of your mouth up, yeah just like that. Good, ok onto...
Step #2: Pull those corners up a little farther and let a little gum show, the ladies like that!!!
Step #3: Throw your head back a little and keep the gum showing. Make some gurgling noises too. Almost like you are laughing but not yet that is in a later step!!
Step#4: Ok, now the arms come into play!! Loosen the smile and insert your fist into your mouth. Keep your eyes smiling though, always keep your eyes "smiling"!!
Step #5: The clincher!! This step is really important. Make a lot of squealing noises and curl up into a ball. Keep that fist in your mouth and forget about the eyes, close them, don't need them anymore!!Now I can guarantee that if you do this, the ladies will love it. You'll get lots of kisses and "oh, aren't you just cute", and not necessarily my favorite, the cheek pinch. Ladies can't resist a smile like this!!! Hope this tutorial has been informative and thanks again to my mom for helping with the technical side of things!!
-Wyatt, over and out!!
6 comments:
That was a cute post, pics and all :)
That was hilarious. He is such a butterball. Awesome.
Butterball is an understatement. Soon he will have the wrinkle in his forehead like Kyle did from all that chub!
You bring him any closer to Spokane and I'll eat him myself. The fiendish son of Kristie Finch is coming out of me.
Dear Wyatt, I think you got Leonora's attention there! She can't date until she's 25 but Wyatt, I think she might agree to go out with a cutie like you!
Cute, Cute, Cute!!!!!
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